Squidbillies always seemed more of a SEC show than a slightly more refined ACC show.

This is the true star of the show

Wacka Wacka Whoo!

We also would have accepted Randy from A Christmas Story.

Every single time, I read that US Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Wow, he's a regular Bearishnikov.

As a Texans fan, I am absolutely ashamed of my demographic. We're typically known to be better fans than this and I just can't bel—

*comment intercepted, returned for touchdown*

I submit Vince Wilfork's Super Bird commercial RIP Super Bird

This comment reads like it was written by a Total Fucking Homer.

Too obvious.

Holy shit, that's awful. And I hate to make this all about my fantasy team, but I'm really pissed off that I didn't start Patterson this week in my Total Piece of Shit pool.

Man, I was hoping for a takedown of the Catholic church.

It's pretty clear to me that Ditka vastly overestimated his chances in that election. I mean, for "Senator Ditka" to even be a possibility, Illinois state politics would have to be such a corrupt, inefficient mess, it'd be laughingstock of the entire country.

This could have been so much worse. I mean, the bar employee could have been forced to sit through several more hours of the "battle of the bands."

I'd laugh at this, but I'm late for an important business meeting at Burger King.

Really disappointed that Carl Weathers' Twitter contains no stew-related information

Thank God the NFL avoided Mr. Clancy in order to bring in the legendary largesse of Red McCombs. I say without remorse that Mike Tice owes McCombs a debt of honor for bringing him in. Although he was always in the hunt for Red's October victories, against the Patriots games always went poorly. The executive order…

Even after his playing days were over, Cousy was a master of the assist.