It's Old Man Dithers, trying to scare all the fans away and secure the cup for himself!

Did Mario just get smacked by a Sim City?

But in terms of #s, yes, Starbucks wins.

Surprisingly enough, if we don't count the Starbucks on campus, the winner ends up being Krispy Kreme, of all places.

The OC/Triangle depends on entirely how close you are to UNC. Durham has a few Dunkies, but Chapel Hill has none, while there is at least one Starbucks on campus.

I'm just sad that the "Mascot Fights" tag has only one article attached to it.

"shadowy hoodie-wearing dude "

Wait wait wait... The New York Titans? I thought they disappeared in the 1960s!

I guess another thing I'm saying is: Mark Lemke should be in the Hall of Fame.

A DUCK!

Yeah, I know, but an infinitesimal chance is still a chance, right?

Hey Fox! GET THIS GUY OFF ME!

OH MY GOD BEAR IS DRIVING. HOW CAN THAT BE??!

Lego Abed is Lego Batman now - Lego Christian Bale

Any possibility we could get a slow-mo version set to Sufjan Stevens' "Chicago"?

I should include a picture. Also I spelled Macullar wrong in the above post.

I found an 11, between 1870s Syracuse baseball person Jimmy Maculler and noted unibrow-haver Anthony Davis

SQUIDBILLIES!

GRRRRRR! PUPPY BOWL!