I used to live on the same street, and I used to sit on the hill and smoke cigarettes and imagine which house was the Tanner house.

I'm happy with whatever gets us a closer to this:

As I walk through the shadow of the valley of breast

Coulda been worse. Coulda been pink.

Who wore it better?

Best version of Let It Go ever.

Not Gollum... Courtney Stodden.

Honestly, I love it. She reminds me of Darlene from Roseanne, and I mean that in the most complimentary way possible. I think she's very genuine.

Conversely, she can cause Salmonellosis if not cooked thoroughly.

More like Grope Festival.

Everyone is o npoint about the hypocrisy of her statement, but can I just say something? I don't feel like this is complaining about it. I think she's sharing that it's something she suddenly realized, that wow, now I'm a woman who isn't young and so now I'm the target of these jokes. That's not complaining; that's…

There are similar genius puppies in this amazing compilation of puppies learning to go up and down stairs. I'll just leave this here.