I was on the college trivia team (shut up) and there was a question about the QBR which began with “pencil and paper will be useless”.

I gave whole blood for years, but now I only donate platelets. You get your red cells back so you can donate again much sooner. I go every other week. The process takes about 2 hours, but it’s worth it.

Never forget:

That's funny. I'd always thought of Trump as a Golem.

I think that’s on David O. Russel and not her though. She’s pretty much great in everything (haven’t seen Serena).

Looks like he used his feet to tip the drone over. Eagles know better than to lead with their heads.

Wow. I got the Absurdity of Fjords too.

Hey. Who’s saying Walter White has to meet in Saul 6 years in the past? He could have stopped at the Cinnabon on the way from New Hampshire to New Mexico.

Am I allowed to point out how these and other restrictions are very similar to those under Sharia law? I’m not saying that if this is allowed Sharia should be too, it’s just that it reveals what’s behind the hysteria we hear about almost every day: racism. I think secular societies should enforce civil rights…

Maybe no one told her Special Bulletin was real.

I'd love it is he said this on his next stop in Saudi Arabia.

I'd add that she's not the only compelling female character on the show. There's a young officer who becomes something of a protege in the first season and a south Asian medical examiner who's also great at her job.

I never understood the difference between this and artificial birth control. If you think about it, the simple knowledge that sex leads to pregnancy is birth control. Why is one method allowed but not others? They might as well be Christian Scientists.

I went into a (now defunct?) Miami Subs high once when I was in college and tried to order a gyro with meatballs on it. I actually wanted mushrooms, but for some reason I kept saying meatballs. Eventually I got it right but acted like I was just pronouncing the word wrong and not asking for a completely different…

I had to get a new Florida license after I'd moved to DC and they put my mailing address on it making it a fake ID. I had to have a new one made and sent to my parents house. Don't worry. I got a DC license...6 years later.

I was going post something about the founder effect and one of the auto-completes was "founder effect amish". Here's the first result. Maybe they don't believe in evolution either.

But when the movie came out Florida didn't even have a baseball team. Then they got the Marlins who played in Miami, but didn't take the city's name. That changed fairly recently so chalk one up for the movie.