Not pictured - the workman wandering around looking for his twice-used-per-year square hole drill for a half hour.

Latino here. Why does “diversity” mean changing all the superheroes to be black?

This Jeep already exists, it’s called the 2.5l YJ. Except it’s usually a lot lower than $10k.

Wouldn’t a circlejerk technically be less edgy than an orgy?

I said that not as a way to de((nig))rate him

How are you going to win the outrage olympics with that attitude?

Ghost Driver.

I take it you missed the group masturbation sessions at Hufflepuff, according to Rowling.

The pendulum swings one way, it’ll swing back the other sooner or later.

I wish the automotive gods could have spared the Audi and ran over James Franco instead.

Weird how VWs made in Mexico are noticeably shittier than VWs made in Germany.

It looks like the hood is open. If this is show car quality, I’d love to see what’s in the dealer’s lots.

Is carrying 14 dongles part of the simplicity?

That is one of the weirdest celebrity pictures I’ve ever seen. Why the hell is he standing halfway behind a bush?

The show is basically becoming about how much misery Rick can take. Why would you kill the person who is arguably the main character?

They killed a white guy too in both scenes.

Eisenhower’s farewell speech specifically highlighted the dangers of the military industrial complex, a group with donations favoring Hillary 5 to 1 over Trump.

That reads like Maya Angelou if she was semi literate, or fully drunk.

I’ll weep for what your great, great, great, great grandparents had to go through.

Pretty bad when a guy gets his anonymous Reddit account posted to the world and he still appears to be far more stable than either presidential candidate.