Darn, I thought I could at least get 20 for my old iPod with the click wheel.....

I make it a point to tell the dealer out of the gate that I am doing comparison shopping and will not be buying today. This sets the playing field and keeps you in control. The other thing I do is here in Ohio they will take a photo copy of your license in case you have issues. I make it a point to tell the dealer…

There’s a Unimog in that photo?

Poorly repaired dent damage on front passenger side? Looks like it had a respray for some reason and they stopped right at the passenger door. What else is this hiding? I think that power got him in to more than needing new rear tires... CP for me at this price.

Had something similar back in the 90's. I was working over in Belgium and decided to drive over to Germany one weekend to hit a Christmas festival. Me and my POS Peugeot 205. No problems going there. Got stopped at the German border and questioned. It’s about 9AM. Where are you going, why are you here, how long you…

If I was that cabbie after the cop had him on the ground I would have kicked him so hard in the nutsack that they would have been scrambled forever. Fuckin loser. On the flipside the douchebag would have probably sued the driver and won.

Good luck on the trip. Just did a 4 day jaunt, Cols OH to Wichita to Minneapolis to Chicago and back to OH (2400+ miles). Wife made me take the new car so no mechanical issues. Too bad you are not going a bit south out of KC. Emporia has some great people and a great little Brew Pub (Radius). Got stranded there by an…

You can never stop people from doing stupid shit. Darwin is rubbing his hands in anticipation and Charmin has just added a 3rd shift. If you want to drink raw milk, have at it. I want to eat raw fish, drink 18yr old single malt scotch and smoke cigars. Do I know it's unhealthy... yes.... Do I care.... no... will I…

I got the recall notice on my Saturn's ignition a few years back. I had replaced it with an aftermarket unit since the GM crap kept failing so I didn't need or want the recall. About 2yrs later it was totaled when rear ended by a truck. Sent the next letter I got back to GM with the box checked that the vehicle was no…

Because I really want to laugh my ass off at politicians and it really can’t get much worse than the current batch of contenders and occupants, I offer up the following: President- John Candy, VP-Chris Farley, Sec of State - Sam Kinison, Attorney General - John Belushi, Surgeon General - Richard Pryor. Can you imagine…

Growing up in NE Ohio, AKA the Rust Belt, we were always on the lookout for new puddles on the ground. One thing I learned about doing brake lines was to use the old one as a template, not just for length but for bends as well. When you put the new line in, it should pretty much fall where the old one was. Oh and for…

Ford had the Instaclear windshield back in the 80's on some of its higher priced models. Pretty cool or hot. Really expensive to replace when your windshield broke. Any clue what this adds to the price of a new screen?

Is there any coincidence in the name of the camera location and the activity of the naked chick? 290 Northwest @ Huffmeister. I rest my case

They say you truly don't own a car till you bleed on it trying to fix it... I've owned all of mine, some a bit more than others.

Now thow a Hemi in it and you have something.... What, I really don't know but it would be cool

The Couch was not on fire, so I think it was just a bit lost after partying all weekend in Vegas with Billy Football...

No, no you don't want a Kia anything.

Check your battery as well. Fuzzy terminals are not good. The corrosion can cause the terminal to lose contact with the cable. Clean them with some baking soda mixed with water and an old tooth brush. Scrub till clean. Remove the cable and coat with grease. Also check where the ground cable is running. If it is…

I’m glad spaghetti made honorable mention. I’ve puked that shit numerous times, mostly with meat sauce. The worst. Tasting the meat a second time while pulling noodles out of your nose. This is followed closely by chicken wings. Got a bad batch a few weeks ago. Ended up waking up with the “I’m about to puke” sweats…

Count yourself lucky for missing the Barney era. That fuckin purple dinosaur. I wanted to rip it head off and throw it in one of those industrial shredders with the whole cast. Blood, bones, screaming.... Ahh peace. Someone before kids gave us a purple dino stuffed toy that we gladly gave to the dog and trained him to…