Aww come on, now, how did ANYONE miss this one coming????

holy shit. If that isn’t terrible photoshop, I have no words.

If this doesn’t get COTD, Jalop has failed us.

I can already see the family Halloween costumes...van included.

Came here for the 15 passenger van and was not disappointed!

You’re a ride or die van man! Thats right, I’ve seen your discussions. All vans all the time. JDM vans even. And when its not vans, its station wagons.

Ford with a V10 will get you down the road

You call them unsafe, I call it “survival of the fittest”.

It’s important to remember the amount of *STUFF* you’ll be hauling around with four kids that age. Speaking from years of experience here.

You’re right. None of us want a minivan so why not so “full” van. Two-tone paint, ground effects, raised roof. Regency makes them.

Nothing beats the quiverful van for mass child conveyance. Our dentist friend has NINE kids, and he realized really early on that the sienna wasn’t going to cut it anymore. His is all roided out with the hi-top. Best van he’s ever had, he says.

One big hit against these - they are some of the most unsafe vehicles on the road.

As someone that raised 4 kids, 8 passenger full size for the win.  

COTD

Came here to suggest this, but happier to see it already done. I had plans to do the same if kiddo #2 had been twins.

Bonus: get one with a diesel.

Best friend did this with all captains chairs. Has zero regrets and everyone loves the shit out of it.

probs cotd

Get one with a 6.0L and G80 and let the mods begin!

As the good Lord said, “be thy rich in seed, be’st poor in car”-Ford 2:50. Saddle up, ‘father’, you’ve got yourself a congregation to haul.