Wait...so does it have one of those car fresheners in the shape of a Corolla for that “Fresh, New Car Scent”?

Badge engineering. The practice alone riles up the blood and summons up the bile. It’s what happens when the math used to design a car is no longer concerned with physics, but accounting instead. With a limited number of parking spaces in the world, and only so many square miles of asphalt it feels like a failing as a…

Might as well be called the “Dodge Eunuch” because whenever I see them they’re driven by “manly men” with sword tattoos with dragons. They have their manly Oakley glasses perched atop their nose like a mask of valour. However, in the back seat are two kids and a child seat. The man said “Nay, wife. I will not have a…

Or it just could be that it is a Landspeed racecar, but maybe you got it right.

I applaud the appearance of the Abarth. It’s like saying, “Yeah, I’m rich. I also enjoy mustard on my pancakes fed to me by Dali in a gimp mask”. It’s eccentric in that way only the wealthy seem to get away with.

Perfect car for enjoying the eclipse. Take one long look at that beautiful moon-covered Sun and roast your eyes out, forgetting instantly the horror of that interior colour scheme. It looks like the inside of the U-Haul van I rented when I learned what lemons do to my dog’s lower GI.

Well, seeing as we discontinued the penny there’s a really good chance a lot of those are from us. We have a habit of sending our trash down south...

You just know that a Canadian penny found its way in there. They always do.

Not even with a shot of bourbon in it?

I’ve worked retail my entire life and if I’ve learned one thing it’s people will pay more for a product when there’s a certain amount of theatre involved. Prime example of this was my time at Starbucks. There’s nothing unique about Starbucks beverages, and in most cases they’re of similar or lesser quality to other…

Can we get NSFW warnings for posts like this? When I first got that glance at her undercarriage I got a little hot under the collar. Then she went ahead and flipped open her front and back, showed off that amazing switch set and one of a kind seat. Now I’m walking around with an uncomfortable feeling in my pants and…

Ox GVT, it’s been a long time since a car was developed for reasons other than “because crossovers sell well”. Most important new car of the millennium? Odds of it coming to NA?

“And so the untrustworthy Jew extremist says, ‘Heil Putin!’, which was funny right up until he accidentally shot himself four times in a dark alley.”

Always felt like this was over-price in GT2, didn’t realise I was paying for that awesome light technology! Suddenly it makes sense why my Lexus is costing as much as a Porsche concept car...

OX GVT - Is this possibly the greatest vehicle ever designed? Why don’t we have someone in NA making a vehicle like this? Keeping in mind I’m aware of our strict safety demands, emission demands and crossover demands (very strict, that one). I can’t imagine safety and emission requirements alone have ballooned our…