Fair enough, but the conversations being had are about the issues and legality of weed and determining if someone’s under the influence. Pharmaceuticals are handed out with zero conversation about whether or not you should drive with them. Hell, I could probably open a prescription bottle in front of an officer, take…

I’d argue that 100% of drivers are super comfortable getting behind the wheel after smoking pot. It’s when you ask them the question sober that the other 60% of them lie.

CP: But only because if I want to die in a fiery wreckage, I refuse to do so in a manner that gives the media too many opportunities for word play. No, instead I’ll probably drive a Ford Tempo off of a cliff and into metronome factory. Let’s see those wise-ass journalists mock that one!

What about those of us who’d rather zipper our dick than pay for cable? Will this be available online anywhere without Russian bride ads?

If this was an invitation to commit suicide, it’s not appreciated. If it pertains more to “jumping in front of a bus and proceeding to hit the bus with my hand in rage” then it’s a meme, and not appreciated.

I saw that one too.

I think I saw that video. Or maybe it was “Debbie goes down on her”. I can’t recall.

Ah man, so that vague patent photo about some manner of car that I’d never be able to afford anyways and could only ever hope to appreciate on screen has been turned into a vague video game photo about some manner of digital car that I’ll never have enough CR to afford and will only be able to appreciate it on another …

Personally I’d have just crushed up a million blue morphos and called it a day. There’s nothing Mother Nature doesn’t make better that we as humans can’t totally exploit.

I humbly request that Jalopnik chip in $2400 for the “Rdmstr86 Knows Shit About Vans” fund.

I wish there were vehicles like this available to the public that had some manner of “off-road” quality to them, that allowed the vehicle to traverse through such inhospitable terrain without fear of it getting stuck...

After each pint of bitters.

When that’s how you decide how to build a car. 50 years from now, us old folks will all gather together and look at the cars of the future and say, “Remember when you only needed a 16-character TI calculator to build these things?”. I assume cars of the future will be tesseracts with quantum propulsion.

Current and all foreseeable rotary maintenance and life span is questionable. That being said people have no problem paying for an underwhelming product if it scratches a need for them. Think about how many Hyundai Genesis coupes you see on a daily basis. Was that the cheapest way to get into a rear-drive sports car?…

Wife walks in while I’m on the computer: “Whatcha watchin’?”

Neutral: Mazda is like the Frank Zappa of the automotive world. There’s no doubting the genius, the hard work and the madness required to think like they think. While the rest of the world is looking at the positives and negatives of electrification, Mazda’s busy finding new ways to make explosions. Thoroughly…

Only because “Albatross” was considered too ominous of a brand name.

A Ford 500 is like marrying your high school sweetheart. Sure, she’s fine! She’s nice to your parents, likes your dog and always has a safe joke ready for your grandmother. You’ve married her because you didn’t realize that some girls will let you do it with the lights on...in public...at church.

Makes own under ground tunnel? Check. Has own rockets? Check. Looking to own entire island powered by his brand of batteries? Check. Lex Luthor status? 96%.