“Mom! Dad took the wheels off the Radio Flyer for his Dinarg again!”

You think you’re excited, just feel these nipples!

So a Miata RF, Civic SI Coupe and an 86 get drunk at a bar...

Neutral: As long as idiots are Supermanning mattresses on the top of the car, failing to turn on their lights when it’s pitch black, driving with gas pumps dangling off the side of their car, and anything else that keeps Failarmy in business there’s no way self-driving cars could possibly be worse. I think it’s absurd…

AIDS. AIDS is always the worst.

A Viggen missing a wheel? What a Saab story.

So a Mazda 5 and Honda Element get drunk at a bar...

The timing is uncanny.

“Oh no! Silly me, I’ve run out of electrics. Better park in this abandoned parking lot and fill up on electrics! This couldn’t possibly take several hours leaving me to be consumed by seagulls. Tee hee!”

As long as it’s available in Polestar Electric Blue I don’t care if it’s powered by orphan tears. Polestars have never been about the noise of the engine, but the refinement of the drive. So, an electric Volvo variant that’s “toight like a toiger”? Just let me know when to hook the gator clips to my nipples!

This seems fitting. A women decides she wants to spend thousands to look like Melania Trump all the while Melania Trump decides she wants to spend thousands to look like she’s capable of real, human emotions. So far neither venture has produced the results they intended.

The hail was clearly so powerful it crushed the entire car down to the size of a Daihatsu Copen. If you ask me, Hellcat power on a Daihatsu footprint should make this thing an amazing find.

Mooning’s origin, like so many of the mysteries of the modern era actually stem from an ancient Sumerian tradition called “sh-o’wn yer’buts”. It was part of a lunar festival the Sumerians celebrated to welcome the harvest moon. The tradition asked that the young men in the village bare their backside to the heavens in…

Not the worst Olds to purchase, just like chlamydia isn’t the worst STI to contract.

“Alright girls, I want a quarter of you to look pleased you’re here, another quarter to look somewhat surprised, and the last half hold your hands near your head in a way that says “statutory, what’s that mean??”

Nuts to money, I just hate stopping for gas.

I do too. I also have a hole shaped as a Lada Niva and another one shaped like a Delica. On second though it may just be atrial septal defect. I think I need to see a doctor.

‘Fun” you say. “Sporty” you say. “Truck” you also say. Well my friend it once again delights me to say I’ve got just the suggestion for you! There’s few cars more versatile in the automotive world than the Subaru Outback! What’s better than a hurly-burly wagon? It’s brother with a mullet! Party in the back with that…

Sing along if you’re a Steve Miller fan. This one goes out to all those that sent Alanis an email!

Makes you wonder about the quality of the electrics in an Aston when they’re willing to take Mercedes electrics instead. If there’s one thing I’ve learned about Mercs is that if anything’s going to fail on you, it usually has a wiring diagram involved.