Confirm my theory that the 2018 has less plastic because they used it all on the Civic R.

These are the people attempting to hack your car. The rest of the hackers are busy either trying to find new ways to steal porn or make iOS work on their toaster.

Neutral: I find the Chevy Bolt appealing for a number of reasons.

America; where kneeling during the national anthem is disrespectful and unpatriotic, but you’re free to use the American flag as a print for underwear. Go figure.

The year was 2011. It was a cool, crisp Canadian autumn morning. As a carefree man-about-town I took little heed of warning lights, caution bells and all the other hazard stimuli one would be inundated with in an early 90s GM. I was a college student at the time, and though I was in my late twenties I still behaved…

Buttons nothing! Let’s double down on that swath of glorious fabric that’s there to accompany your scrote or labe! It’s like everyone’s downstairs couch where your friends are allowed to eat chips and drink on it. It probably smells like Ghostbusters cereal and TAB. The feel of it is comforting waves of rayon and…

THE GREYS! or...THE TEALS!

Chevy Astro prices are out of this world! Launch yourself to your nearest used GM dealership, orbit the lot a few times and splashdown in velour seats. Enjoy Pluto? We’ve got AC in all these bad boys! Venus more your thing? Working heat is sure to raise the mercury. Feel free to leave a comet below if you’d prefer a…

Call me neo-old fashioned, but I see nothing wrong with this vehicle. I would absolutely buy one, fancy myself a dandy and drive around town sticking my nose in the air as I ignore the proletariat. Horsepower, torque, creature comforts? Bah! I’ve got a dinner event to attend and another one to snub.

Agreed, the Saturn emblem is pretty epic. I mean...it’s a planet and the god of plenty! Makes you wonder why they only made the L and S series into wagons. I mean...God of Plenty just sounds like a super long wheelbase wagon. They should have taken any old Roadmasters they had at the Buick factory, scrapped the bodies…

Exactly, a good logo should be more of a signature than a brand stamp. It’s a company’s way of saying, “Yeah, we made this and we’re proud of it”.

At work (not working), don’t have a chance to upload. Generally I take company logos and retool them. Mostly Jap/Kor brands, but that’s preference of car over anything else. I feel like Nissan’s “Z” badge always had a great punch to it. Almost as iconic as Superman’s “S” in my mind. Not a huge Z fan, per say. Just the…

I would clip the Caliber’s calipers with .22 caliber clips to cause the Caliber to cautiously creep closer to the curb where a car of a Caliber’s caliber belongs.

Not to get too meta, but perhaps the Alfa plague of reliability has permeated Youtube and it is not the clip that’s been edited, but your perception of the clip is no longer reliable.

Damnit, I routinely open fire on people driving Camry’s simply because they make me angry that the exist. Now what am I suppose to do? Guess I’ll just start shooting at anyone in a Dodge Caliber.

Oh the options you could have! Annoying, self-righteous bike commuter? Clothesline him! Bored-as-hell sign man at a construction site? Free high fives! Want to get into the HOV lane? Stick this bad boy out the passenger side and have it do that wave thing everyone does when they stick their hand out of a moving car.…

I live in rural Canada. Everywhere’s a parking spot.

I look forward to a future where we’re all driving Tuk Tuks and automotive styling will be 100% dependant on which Hindu deity you have hanging from your front window

Alfa Romeo - We make our cars fast so at the very least momentum will carry you into the nearest Pep Boys.

It’s men like you that discovered fire. Not because you were looking for it, but by GOD you weren’t going to eat one more raw mammoth steak.