My E46's Easter egg is a ticking time bomb water pump. MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM BAVARIA! THAT’LL BE $800!

I call the exposed screws on my 82 Corvette “malaise Easter eggs.” Love noticing new ones when I wash it!

Came for the 1st two, was not disappointed.

I haven’t played GT5 and GT6, but one of my biggest gripes was the loss of tracks/cars in GT3 and GT4, and losing that Silhouette from GT2 is up there along with the 98 TS020, and Ford GT90. (Along with losing Red Rock Valley and Grundelwald). That beast is pure enjoyment to watch spitting flames of anger from dumping…

FINALLY, I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLES.

Came here looking for this, leaving satisfied.

“How much for the time travelling shipping option?”

It’s Por-sha.

Congrats to Grand Moff Talkin’, and a special shout-out to GreenN_Gold for the same joke two minutes earlier. http://jalopnik.com/how-is-it-not-f8-of-the-furious-1789929563

Who’s going to watch?

I too thought it was a Silvia at first glance. Gosh, I miss Japanese cars of the 90's

Probably not. But it’s a common practice in China, when a company is having trouble, to stop paying employees, because typically Chinese workers won’t quit when they’re owed money. It’s possible these guys are sticking around in hopes they’ll finally get paid.

asking the real questions

This is the best thing ever

“Wait wait wait ... ah fuck it!”

His body language is so good.

The driver’s reaction is crazy to me, because he seems more put out than surprised. It is less, “holy shit what a fuck up!” and more, “damn I hate it when that happens”.

you can see the exact moment when his spirit is crushed and he gives up.

I’m seriously dying over here. This is the best.

Luckily he has a tow truck to retrieve the vehicle. Does the owner get charged for two tows here?