I love this

Not sure why, but this made me chuckle loudly in my silent office.

Counterpoint: It’s the best looking car Porsche ever made.

This is your punishment for buying a Prius.

It is physically impossible to not make that joke. Thank you for doing it so I didn’t have to.

go ahead, take your 200th star.

I thought the prevailing rumors for 6 was London, like the GTA1 add-on.

That’d be pretty dope. With the greatly increased map size since the original game, they’d be able to include an Everglades area...which means fucking air boats are a legit possibility!

That reminds me of how I finally ended up beating Vice City. There’s a massive gun battle at the end in your main character’s mansion, and I could not win for the life of me. I finally figured out the best way to pull it off, and it’s by doing precisely the opposite of what the game is scripted for and not getting…

I’m excited that GTA Douche City is our before the holidays. Looking forward to the going home alone after last call mission.

Bad Monkey!

Florida’s official state motto is “GTA IRL”

Playstation now streaming looks like shit though.

always?

Funny thing is that Vice City (GTA version of Miami) is rumored to come to GTA Online some time in the future.

The new florida mod that came out for it can get fucked though. I mean...look. I’m not going to take a hit of bath salts before playing a video game just to get ‘the full experience’. I want to play as florida man. I don’t want to BE florida man...

Also acceptable.

I’m still convinced that Guy Fieri is actually Scottie 2 Hottie after his career in professional wrestling ended and he gained some weight.