Why put so much effort into making this fun cool movie and then spoil it with such an implausibly dumb villain matchup? There are plenty of villains Batgirl can beat up. Roulette would only have taken minor tweaks to fit right in to this, and while she’d still be outmatched, sure I could believe Batgirl winning. Lady…

Lobbying for the inclusion of one of my favorite “loop” episodes, and one of my favorite hours of TV: Doctor Who’s “Heaven Sent”, one hell of a bird.

The real question regarding whether a live action version works shouldn’t be “will the bending effects look good?” Prestige TV has made it clear it can hold its own with Hollywood when it wants to. The real issue I see with attempting live action Avatar is the slapstick comedy. Humor is very different on live action…

WhyTF are we suddenly getting blamed when we spent the last two months begging boomers to take this seriously?

I’ve been shocked by how all this doesn’t seem to be deterring talkers from talking. I saw an old man in the bank yesterday fully covered up, wearing latex gloves and a mask. Dude chatted through his mask for like ten minutes with the teller about every inanity under the sun.

Trump is notoriously germaphobic, but you just know he’s still gonna walk out of every bathroom with bone dry hands

Nicknames are a very classic thing in Wasp families, I’m basically the only member of my family that doesn’t go by any variation and even then all my oldest friends call me by my last name. Famously my great grandfather and his siblings were known as Dumps, Dodo, Plugey, and Miss Anne. One of them was a brigadier…

Tried the same three and had the same conclusions. Why can’t they just bring back Jolt Cola?

Bad man does bad thing in bad way

So basically his lawyers are arguing for leniency because he suffers from racefluenza?

I’ll be that geek who points out that The Sword in the Stone is not Excalibur. Arthur breaks the sword he pulled out of the stone in a battle, and later the “Lady of the Lake” gives him Excalibur.

Questions I’d like answers to: who came up with this “light speed skipping” bullshit? Also, why the hell do Abrams’ movies insist on using “light speed” instead of ”hyperspace” in the first place?

This fact makes so little sense. So Vader just hid his wayfinder somewhere far enough away to be another climate and in the middle of nowhere instead of his massive and well protected castle? And if Mustafar was their plan then wouldn’t a battle in Vader’s baddass castle have been a much better choice than just some…

I will never forgive Abrams for this movie. First for murdering Ashoka. Second for giving 4chan a lifetime of ammunition to claim “Actually, Rey was never the hero of the trilogy, it was really always about the great white knight Ben Skywalker”

I became more and more convinced as I watched this movie that somehow Stephen Miller had managed to get censorship powers and would randomly scream out, “No interracial relationships!“ “Here is a racially homogeneous brand new character to give Finn someone else to emotionally connect with because I’m saving Rey for…

I hear that noise from almost every chip machine, except surprisingly the local Target. The one where I live started off with that horrible “Problem” noise but I guess they heard enough complaints that they switched it to a soothing three tone chime. Every else I go though has the old noise and I wish I could smack…

The shortness of The Empire has always been something of an unfixable plot hole that really screws with the larger universe

So what you’re saying is that he’s free now to do an Anansi Boys series? 

Right? Like I know he’s talented and prolific, but at what point did Clancy Brown’s most noticeable role stop being The Kurgan?

In which the President of the United States reveals he has lived his whole life without learning that you have to wait for the tank to refill before flushing a second time otherwise it’s basically pointless.