WhyTF are we suddenly getting blamed when we spent the last two months begging boomers to take this seriously?

I’ve been shocked by how all this doesn’t seem to be deterring talkers from talking. I saw an old man in the bank yesterday fully covered up, wearing latex gloves and a mask. Dude chatted through his mask for like ten minutes with the teller about every inanity under the sun.

Trump is notoriously germaphobic, but you just know he’s still gonna walk out of every bathroom with bone dry hands

Nicknames are a very classic thing in Wasp families, I’m basically the only member of my family that doesn’t go by any variation and even then all my oldest friends call me by my last name. Famously my great grandfather and his siblings were known as Dumps, Dodo, Plugey, and Miss Anne. One of them was a brigadier…

Tried the same three and had the same conclusions. Why can’t they just bring back Jolt Cola?

Bad man does bad thing in bad way

So basically his lawyers are arguing for leniency because he suffers from racefluenza?

I hear that noise from almost every chip machine, except surprisingly the local Target. The one where I live started off with that horrible “Problem” noise but I guess they heard enough complaints that they switched it to a soothing three tone chime. Every else I go though has the old noise and I wish I could smack…

Awaiting the rise of Cow Neo to reject the Cow Matrix

“There were very fine people on both sides of those blankets”

The only thing better than Reese’s cups are the Reese’s cups filled with Reese’s pieces. But get the actual cups, not the holiday shapes. The ratio is always off with the shapes and they’re good, but not as good as the regular cups. 

The only thing better than Reese’s cups are the Reese’s cups filled with Reese’s pieces. But get the actual cups,…

The beefy mini quesadilla is my jam. The only thing that can make this right is year round spicy naked chicken chalupas

This really just plays to Trump’s favor. He doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of getting California’s electoral votes anyway and it gives him tons of ammunition to claim that the election is being rigged against him. This will also give him more excuses if he loses the popular vote again.

Where is that accent from? She sounds like a Russian who learned all her English from Jodie Foster in Silence of the Lambs

This game needs to just embrace the total unbalance. You win every fight within seconds but! Now you must face the agonizing decision of how long to hold your hero pose and oh shit is the grocery about to close?

How much space do all assets take up? I have 9 gigs free on my phone and I get a message saying not enough space on my device.

Honestly I’m not convinced ranch is any healthier than just letting kids put actual frosting on lettuce 

This sounds like someone missed the perfect opportunity to make a Raising Arizona video game.

Is no one else annoyed by the existence of crossbows with zero reload time? I can deal with zombies and dragons and all sorts of nonsense  but Bronn and Euron can’t just magically have their strings redrawn in an instant 

Geez that’s terrible. I bought a One S Bundle in 2017 for 199