Or, and hear me out here, just because there’s a newer model out doesn’t mean the old ones are trash. There are likely no shortage of people who would be super excited to have last year’s AirPods even if they had to clean your ear gunk out of it.

A short stint at a private military school is often a last ditch effort to improve chances of getting into college, meaning he was likely too dumb to get in on his own grades.

My favorite part about this is the total emptiness of the unliving room. There’s literally a point where you can tell Kim had to squat on her ankles because what, she’s just supposed to stand in the hallway for entire concert? Living rooms have couches where you can sit and relax while watching things, that’s…

I should have clarified, the bit I was referring was part of the discussion of what the author refers to as a “walkout charge”, typically assessed as presumption that the customer is a decent human being who intended to leave a tip had they not forgotten to close out before leaving.

I dispute your assertion that a bar should wait to charge an unpaid tab until the customer physically returns the next day or days later. Most bar systems require all business to be closed daily and many modern systems don’t keep the card on hand, just swipe a pre-authorization and hand it back to the customer. Hell…

I’m totally cool with this ad, but it’s worth taking a moment to consider that this isn’t an ad to sell men razors. Gillette already has about as big a chunk of that market as they can get. This is an ad to improve their market share in Women’s razors.

Considering that the vast majority of those half million yearly copies sold are for public school students, it’s a win for parents’ wallets 

Why not just tell people to go the fuck home? It’s exactly as polite as flipping light switches but far more clear.

They don’t have wolverines in Australia. Willing to bet a whole lot of Americans similarly think a Tasmanian devil is just a silly cartoon character.

Since when is Tenure a thing in high school? 

I’m willing to admit that amazon probably knows what it’s doing and will turn a profit but still have a hard time imagining the overlap between people who want a live Xmas tree and people willing to take whatever lopsided spruce somebody throws in a box.

I’m willing to admit that amazon probably knows what it’s doing and will turn a profit but still have a hard time…

That Shuette dude is absolutely a slime ball, but it’s worth pointing out, since you brought it up, that he’s using the British pronunciation for Van Gogh, which splits the difference between the totally butchered American “go” and the difficult for English speakers to pronounce actual Dutch version where the first g…

If you are well acquainted with someone by the name of “Ronald McDonald”, you probably think any beef over $10 is a scam

Davidson’s always funny when he’s bashing himself in the process, but I don’t know whose idea it was to include the “stay in your lane” bit. There’s absolutely no one at SNL who believes entertainers ought to keep their mouth shut about politics so it’s not a point they ought to be arguing.

#1 thing I want to tell people: read the damn menu or wall board before starting your order. A bartender should be happy to explain anything on there you have questions about, but they have better things to do than rattle off the draft list to every jerk who can’t be bothered to think before ordering.

Or just do the exact same in your local wine store. The staff there are always more than happy to put orders together for you and any store worth a damn will keep track of your tastes and update the orders every time you come back to better suit your palate.

Or just do the exact same in your local wine store. The staff there are always more than happy to put orders…

Of course he doesn’t consider it a tragedy, it was the day he got the bragging rights to the tallest building in New York, and he made sure to do just that first chance he got.

Soda is just a watered down sugar sauce, no different than bbq or sweet & sour or honey mustard. The real question that needs answering is is she drinking out of that crumb infested cup?

+1 for the Westing Games reference, hadn’t thought about that book in decades 

As a side effect, this could work out well for diversity in Hollywood, There might be a whole lot of Chinese stars suddenly looking to bump their paychecks.