I really don’t get the line of thinking that only having one or two bottles left of a certain wine implies popularity/quality. It seems to be a very common assumption, but as a seller, it’s definitely not any kind of indication. You have no idea in what increments that store is required to buy from distributors, or…

This. Blend is not a style, it’s a pile of wines that don’t fit into the “sorting by varietal instead of region” system that non-wine stores prefer to use. I want to scream whenever somebody shows up in my shop and asks me to point them to the “blends”.

It’s also the country that beat every American State fair to the punch on deep fried anything. This only furthers my suspicions that if there’s a way to make an unhealthy food even less healthy but also more delicious, a Scot has already thought of it.

UPS just did this to me yesterday, but what really grinds my gears is the Dominos delivery tracker. Don’t fuckin tell me I already have my pizza when I’m starving and waiting for my pizza. I wouldn’t be checking the damn tracker if I already had my pizza, I would be eating pizza.

Can’t wait to read this. I’ve been fuming ever since Wicked Weed used Beer City’s good will and then threw them under the bus.

The Chucky where I live is full of white people, obnoxiously bright, and the pizza is awful. Also it doesn’t have the full band, so it’s really just a let down all over.

There are untold numbers of former Baptists that switched to Episcopal services for this exact reason.

I was just thinking about this recently. I used to love that movie, it’s the reason I bought a peacoat and wore it for like a decade. I was flipping through my old movies recently and thought about revisiting it and then actually thought about everything in the movie and jebus I’m glad I never got those hand tattoos…

Irrespective of race, I’m glad there’s someone out there that shares my definitions on friends vs friendly acquaintances.

FYI, that Cracker Barrel is not “nearby” it’s a two mile hike on the other side of a mountain ridge (there’s a tunnel but still). Imagine if that was your commute home, on foot, in the middle of the night, after a 13 hour day, at Cracker Barrel.

This exactly. I would much rather know a potential date has violent tendencies/fantasies while I can still swipe left.

AR 100% stands for Assault Rifle, that’s just some coded bs. Like telling your teacher the 420 scribbled all over your notebook is just a reminder for when you need to take your allergy meds. Nobody was fooled there.

Literally anyplace that has those Vacant/Occupied deadbolts installed. Once I’m behind one nothing else matters, I can take my time and no amount of knocking or handle shaking is gonna ruin my experience.

If they had become doctors because they were the sort of person that actually cared about healing the sick, they’d probably still be in medicine. On the other hand some people pick their careers based on money, power, and societal standings and those sorts would gladly jump ship for more.

Can’t I be both psyched that Nintendo came up with something wildly creative and angered that they’re ripping off children’s parents by charging $80 for cardboard?

I’d always thought the grand in grand theft meant literally a grand or more.

Someone just pointed out to me how this sounds like something from the Ghostbusters 2 soundtrack (Bobby Brown I think) and now I can’t unhear it.

I didn’t know George Costanza was a Kappa

Pick a totally random first name, then first thing in your profile, “that’s not my real name, call me [oldscreenname]”. It has the added bonus of helping to weed out non-profile readers right off the bat.