OR your adjustable trimmer slips from a 4 to a 1 while you’re trimming and suddenly you notice a big ol’ patchy spot on your jaw

11. Grey beard hairs. I was cool with my first greys popping up in my beard, thinking they’d just add some nice dignified salt sprinkled around, but no, they come in all wiry poking out and refusing to get with my beard’s program. I have a full head of not at all grey hair on my head so the beard greys draw outsized…

True, and it definitely holds the movie back from being epically great on its own. Despite being amazed by basically every moment I didn’t leave the theater incredibly high on STAR WARS the way I did after TFA. It’s a giant plate of veggies after starting a meal with cheesecake.

Ha, yeah he really beats you over the head with it. I think a lot of us needed to be condescended to on this though. Also, Johnson’s put his hand on the tiller now and preemptively smacking everyone who thinks they could do better is a calculated move to keep himself behind the wheel for another trilogy.

Isn’t the entire point of including that subplot to point out how unnecessary it is? If they hadn’t built it up and included disastrous consequences then Poe wouldn’t have learned how stupid it is to bet an entire fleet on million to one odds. One of the major themes in this movie is learning from and moving past your…

Theory: every single line of dialogue that didn’t come out of Rey, Finn, or Poe’s mouth is Rian Johnson speaking directly to the audience. “This isn’t going to go the way you expected” “let the past die” “I am the one who bound you together with the force” “you’re nobody in this story but you’re someone to me” “the…

Thank You. Sincerely.

Not to mention the fact that they’re pushing a milkshake in an uninsulated cup on us in freezing weather. The model has to wear a glove just to hold it.

Nope, stuffing and dressing both imply properly that bread has been shoved up inside the bird. Dressing is called such because it’s meant for a “dressed” turkey, ie a whole bird that’s been plucked and processed. You need an entirely different name for something made in a pan, crouton casserole maybe.

So I’m not real strong on legalese, but isn’t taking money to ensure that someone who has committed a crime doesn’t get caught or punished for that crime aiding and abetting? Isn’t attempting to silence a victim a crime in and of itself?

The costs have been lowered after all that rooftop shouting so it doesn’t feel so bad anymore, but yeah their math was meant to only account for credits earned in gameplay, once all the bonuses from challenges have dried up.

This “mode” is the entire reason I bought the game, and The Xbox to play it on, and the live subscription, and geez I spent a lot on just this one thing but I’m really very happy with it.

How about a Mario game where you have to play 40 hours each (not counting downtime between levels) to unlock Mario & Luigi as playable characters? We’re not talking about getting a special outfit here we’re talking about the literal  most important characters in the entire franchise being locked away because they want…

I’ll point out after the fact though that none of this is enough to make me hate the game. It’s been amazing so far and I literally bought an Xbox just to preorder the deluxe edition of this one game and feel it’s still money well spent.

The loot crates are bad enough (and on top of which instead of getting crafting parts for duplicates as promised it’s been changed to a paltry amount of credits), but nobody seems to be talking about the serious PTW advantages of the expensive locked heroes. During a match there are about 4 available heroes you can…

What happened to all those 5 milkshakes at once machines Michael Keaton was schlepping around? That’s how this whole damn thing got started.

I want no part of any “stuffing” that didn’t get actually stuffed all up in the turkey

The French are so super particular about their appellations that this is actually written into the Treaty of Versailles. They literally would not stop fighting WWI until the world stopped calling their sparkling wines Champagne. But! The US never ratified the treaty and so for decades sleazy producers called their…

CNN is reporting the official White House transcript is edited to say Governor, how is that even legal?

Who is marketing the burpee? Is there some rich ex-drill sergeant out there who gets a nickel for every time somebody does one? (Obviously “drop and give me fifty” takes on a whole new context)