johnhmallett
John H. Mallett
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Awaiting the rise of Cow Neo to reject the Cow Matrix

“There were very fine people on both sides of those blankets”

The only thing better than Reese’s cups are the Reese’s cups filled with Reese’s pieces. But get the actual cups, not the holiday shapes. The ratio is always off with the shapes and they’re good, but not as good as the regular cups. 

The only thing better than Reese’s cups are the Reese’s cups filled with Reese’s pieces. But get the actual cups,

On the flip side of this coin though that amount is small potatoes for a comic book movie. Batman won’t roll out of bed for less than half a billion.

The beefy mini quesadilla is my jam. The only thing that can make this right is year round spicy naked chicken chalupas

My father used to run a small chain of gas stations back in the early 90s and did this once for 20c. Same thing happened.

This really just plays to Trump’s favor. He doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of getting California’s electoral votes anyway and it gives him tons of ammunition to claim that the election is being rigged against him. This will also give him more excuses if he loses the popular vote again.

Where is that accent from? She sounds like a Russian who learned all her English from Jodie Foster in Silence of the Lambs

This game needs to just embrace the total unbalance. You win every fight within seconds but! Now you must face the agonizing decision of how long to hold your hero pose and oh shit is the grocery about to close?

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They’re all just obsessed with making Christmas 2 actually happen 

How much space do all assets take up? I have 9 gigs free on my phone and I get a message saying not enough space on my device.

Honestly I’m not convinced ranch is any healthier than just letting kids put actual frosting on lettuce 

The real Chateau Picard is a coincidence, but the fictional one is apparently also apparently supposed to in Bordeaux as well, according to Memory Alpha.

Cursory research indicates that Chateau Picard is in fact located in Bordeaux, which makes this an even more egregious blunder.

Something is very wrong with the future if Picard is putting his Burgundy into Bordeaux bottles.

This sounds like someone missed the perfect opportunity to make a Raising Arizona video game.

Is no one else annoyed by the existence of crossbows with zero reload time? I can deal with zombies and dragons and all sorts of nonsense  but Bronn and Euron can’t just magically have their strings redrawn in an instant 

That interactive art installation was pretty awesome tho

They should just make an adapter that attaches joycons to smartphones, boom, now you have a device that can play every single Nintendo game from NES-N64 and Nintendo still gets to sell proprietary hardware and can make a bundle individually reselling their entire library even at low prices.

Geez that’s terrible. I bought a One S Bundle in 2017 for 199