If you are well acquainted with someone by the name of “Ronald McDonald”, you probably think any beef over $10 is a scam

Davidson’s always funny when he’s bashing himself in the process, but I don’t know whose idea it was to include the “stay in your lane” bit. There’s absolutely no one at SNL who believes entertainers ought to keep their mouth shut about politics so it’s not a point they ought to be arguing.

#1 thing I want to tell people: read the damn menu or wall board before starting your order. A bartender should be happy to explain anything on there you have questions about, but they have better things to do than rattle off the draft list to every jerk who can’t be bothered to think before ordering.

Or just do the exact same in your local wine store. The staff there are always more than happy to put orders together for you and any store worth a damn will keep track of your tastes and update the orders every time you come back to better suit your palate.

Or just do the exact same in your local wine store. The staff there are always more than happy to put orders…

Of course he doesn’t consider it a tragedy, it was the day he got the bragging rights to the tallest building in New York, and he made sure to do just that first chance he got.

Soda is just a watered down sugar sauce, no different than bbq or sweet & sour or honey mustard. The real question that needs answering is is she drinking out of that crumb infested cup?

I’m honestly surprised the helium issue doesn’t even come up here

+1 for the Westing Games reference, hadn’t thought about that book in decades 

As a side effect, this could work out well for diversity in Hollywood, There might be a whole lot of Chinese stars suddenly looking to bump their paychecks.

I really don’t get the line of thinking that only having one or two bottles left of a certain wine implies popularity/quality. It seems to be a very common assumption, but as a seller, it’s definitely not any kind of indication. You have no idea in what increments that store is required to buy from distributors, or…

This. Blend is not a style, it’s a pile of wines that don’t fit into the “sorting by varietal instead of region” system that non-wine stores prefer to use. I want to scream whenever somebody shows up in my shop and asks me to point them to the “blends”.

I’m only like %10 writing off this Venom movie because of its lack of Spider-Man. It’s a major loss, but you can work around it. 90% of why this movie is gonna suck is that they are veering away from the core truth of Venom: Eddie Brock is the monster. 

Looks like they’re just denying all movies for me right now. Pretty pissed since tonight is the only night this week I can go to the movies. At this point it’s likely I’ll end up with a loss after having paid for the yearly pass in December and I’ve used it 5-6 times so far.

Considering the way prisoners, or more appropriately their families, are ripped off by these sorts of companies probably all that extra thousand got them was a couple albums and a janky angry birds clone.

It’s also the country that beat every American State fair to the punch on deep fried anything. This only furthers my suspicions that if there’s a way to make an unhealthy food even less healthy but also more delicious, a Scot has already thought of it.

Not claiming the 99 invented it, but rather tying into the fact that the casts from both shows were pictured together recently.

The 99 gang must be rubbing off on her, keeping my fingers crossed for a crossover 

Came here to say exactly this. The entire theme of DP2 is don’t kill “Hitler” before he becomes “hitler”

So this is set in a pre-flashpoint universe? Cassandra has never been Batgirl in the New 52 or Rebirth, she’s just known as Orphan

You are welcome to tell this story any way you want Marvel, but I’m warning you now: If you sell us a Wedding issue we’d BETTER GET A DAMN WEDDING.