I didn’t know George Costanza was a Kappa

Neither of the hypotheticals used in this article involve Alexa or voice control raising the danger. If a child can stick a can of spaghettios in the microwave they can press the buttons on it as well, voice control changes nothing. If a child can hide fireworks in the oven it doesn’t make a difference whether you…

Pick a totally random first name, then first thing in your profile, “that’s not my real name, call me [oldscreenname]”. It has the added bonus of helping to weed out non-profile readers right off the bat.

OR your adjustable trimmer slips from a 4 to a 1 while you’re trimming and suddenly you notice a big ol’ patchy spot on your jaw

11. Grey beard hairs. I was cool with my first greys popping up in my beard, thinking they’d just add some nice dignified salt sprinkled around, but no, they come in all wiry poking out and refusing to get with my beard’s program. I have a full head of not at all grey hair on my head so the beard greys draw outsized…

Skin isn’t orange enough and the hair is too real, try again Disney

True, and it definitely holds the movie back from being epically great on its own. Despite being amazed by basically every moment I didn’t leave the theater incredibly high on STAR WARS the way I did after TFA. It’s a giant plate of veggies after starting a meal with cheesecake.

I am 100% behind this, I think it’d give them more leeway to further differentiate from the movies in other areas but comfort everyone that Gandalf will be Gandalf

Ha, yeah he really beats you over the head with it. I think a lot of us needed to be condescended to on this though. Also, Johnson’s put his hand on the tiller now and preemptively smacking everyone who thinks they could do better is a calculated move to keep himself behind the wheel for another trilogy.

Isn’t the entire point of including that subplot to point out how unnecessary it is? If they hadn’t built it up and included disastrous consequences then Poe wouldn’t have learned how stupid it is to bet an entire fleet on million to one odds. One of the major themes in this movie is learning from and moving past your…

Doubleplusungood

Theory: every single line of dialogue that didn’t come out of Rey, Finn, or Poe’s mouth is Rian Johnson speaking directly to the audience. “This isn’t going to go the way you expected” “let the past die” “I am the one who bound you together with the force” “you’re nobody in this story but you’re someone to me” “the…

The resistance is smaller, not the Galaxy, which he made a point of showing immediately after that with the force sensitive slave boy. And Kylo Ren has made a point of moving beyond his past (he’s almost certainly going to fail at that but it’s beside the point)

I’m still processing how utterly and surprisingly different this movie was but I think, maybe, it’s good. Obviously the themes here are that things “are not going to go how you are expecting them to”, and that you need to “let the past go.” I feel like Rian Johnson is talking to us, the lifelong diehard Starwars fans,…

Is it too late to go ahead and put the searchlight and fanfare back in Star Wars? Because as amazing as it’s been to get the new movies it’s bugged the hell out of me when they start without that.

Thank You. Sincerely.

Looking forward to hearing the Trump logic of how this will be payed for by cutting taxes

“You sound just like this guy I used to crush on in high school... you know this is totally off topic but weirdly he’s still 15 and still in high school, not sure why I haven’t investigated that.”

Not to mention the fact that they’re pushing a milkshake in an uninsulated cup on us in freezing weather. The model has to wear a glove just to hold it.

Came here to say exactly that. Also ghost spider is a dumb name. I get why she can’t be Spider-Woman in the 616 (except this will obviously not be in the 616 or her home 65) but is that really the best they can do? It’s annoying because the show looks decent and will probably therefore have ripples into the comics.