Plus that beat. That relentlessly cheery beat! From the second I read the title I could hear it.

Run the jam tho

Pretty sure the moose muffin part was already covered when the Russian hooked were referenced.

I’m sure that over the course of human history a pimp or madame has gifted a hooker to one of their children who had goals of following in the family business.

+1 pigeon driving the bus for your mama who is a llama

At least he didn’t kill them...yet.

Yeah, I just book the cheaper flight, unless Hawaiian is within $20. I really enjoy that chocolate macadamia nut. :D

5'10". He was Marshall Faulk before Marshall Faulk, and if he’d won even one of those four rings, he’d be in the discussion for the top spot on your list. Fight me.

Pooping in the urinal = “the ole’ 2-in-1"

Alaska Airlines is the best major domestic carrier. I’ve only heard great things about Virgin America from others.

I flew Alaskan for the first time in years a couple of weeks ago. Was impressed by the legroom and the service, so this is good news. I hope they expand their offerings on the east coast.

Yes.

Her Mom’s side is all Rooneys. Art is her great-grandfather.

A whole lot of Gatsby-esque fuck parties is what I’m thinking.

Sure they’re close, but if this investigation isn’t dropped one of them could find themselves pushed in front of a moving train, and it’s not going to be Rooney.

Deflated balls? Bad blood? That’s just part of being married folks!

THAT ISN’T FUCKING SHIPLAP, JOANNA!!!

just build that section out of shiplap and slap a giant clock on it.

It’s on Briles, and he really has screwed himself.

It’s logically impossible to prove a negative. Any “evidence” that you provide is entirely circumstantial, and has to be filtered through the likelihood that what you’re saying is true. All Baylor has to do is trot out statements by the alleged victims saying that they…

First thought is, “Baylor and Shitbag coach must’ve reached a settlement on his contract that specifically released Baylor from this exact type of lawsuit” Baylor and the PR Firm seem like a necessary parties here and its going to be hard to prove a conspiracy without them.

The required evidence is significantly different if he isn’t considered a public figure (which is a ridiculous claim by Briles)