johnharrisonfordprefect
JohnHarrisonFordPrefect
johnharrisonfordprefect

The government keeps the people poor. And oppressed. And in prison camps (or worse) for the crime of disagreeing with the government.

There may be an opportunity for serious political reform in Cuba

You know, I have a close family friend who had to flee from Cuba when Castro came rolling through. The family that she still has in Cuba lives in squalor. She can’t bring money to them because the government takes it. I’ve heard her tell horror stories that she experienced first hand.

Well now there will be something to do in lynchburg besides drink, pray and hang out at the Texas Inn

It’s touching to see the “Dueling Banjo” duo from Deliverance get together again after all these years.

This reminds me of the biblical passage: ‘Two Corinthians walk into a bar. One roofies and rapes the other and no one talks about it ever again. Amen’

I’ve never trusted guys that shave the whole sideburn.

Live look at his presser:

Goddammit 2016. Why can’t you fucking end already.

+2 chicks at the same time

+1 Jump to Conclusions Mat

Bob #1: What’s your job title?

Chicago is just not a city for good fried chicken.

McDonald’s sells a large coffee for a buck. And it’s decent coffee. Fuck everybody else.

And I would smother a newborn puppy for their red beans and rice. What the fuck do they put in those?

I am firmly convinced with donuts it’s the complete opposite. The older/shittier the place, and the cheaper the donut, usually the better.

Honeybutter was the worst meal I’ve had in recent memory. Who goes to the expense of organic free range chickens and then debones them before cooking? The mac and cheese is worse than Kraft. Their drinks suck and they are way too expensive. Popeyes is 10 time better!

This article is wrong on fried chicken. It’s not “Artisan” but fried chicken made at a soul food restaurant is miles better than anything from Popeyes. Also, the worst craft food is toast.

I don’t care what the FDA says, the proper serving size for ice cream is and always will be a pint and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

“I have had multiple instances in life where I’ve gone to some restaurant and ordered the fried chicken and eaten it and been like, “Well shit, I could have just gone to Popeyes instead.”