Hi Fredi!

Please accept this nice gif I found as a pledge of my continued support!

Anna, can you ungrey me? I think you look like a very nice vampire.

It doesn’t sound like you’re trying that hard not to be judgmental of people’s life choices.

I thought people liked it! I thought it had become a thing! No?

YOU ALL GOT YOUR GD DIRT BAG

Well the ball is in the Pub’s court if they decide they want to serve you another one.

Sure, that’s a fair assessment of Variety. But how about Yahoo?

uhhh no, ruby, it’s never okay to throw things at a person. if you were so offended by his jokes (and i’m sober too, i know it’s important, but really there is nothing someone can say that is so horrific about it) you get up and leave. miss me with this BS excuse

My dad used to joke that he would get spammed with ads for Viagra and for penile enlargement but no one ever offered a bigger hand.

think about it

It'll be a nice change from pondering YOUR ETERNAL DAMNATION

What goes unreported is that she took one small corner of one tortilla chip, put one solitary shred of cheese on it, consumed it and proclaimed she was full before excusing herself to the bathroom to regurgitate it.

B-b-but she SWORE she’d never eat nachos again after a plate of nachos killed her parents!

Over Galentines Day brunch on Saturdays, my friends and I were discussing that if given the choice between having a body like Giselle and never eating anything delicious again, we would choose pizza every time.

I AM A CUT-THROAT BITCH

the mystery deepens

Until typing her name, today, I had never realised that it was composed of two actual words: Blac Chyna.