I adopted a cat today from the Humane Society!!!!!
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Klingon Jesus.
Man, will you be surprised when Starlord shows up!
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You are right not before the season but forget about the “terror threats” in September or the 2 pot arrests in November.
As a UGA alum, I feel like I just broke up with a girlfriend who was wholesome and amazing but couldn’t clinch a SEC title. I am not good at metaphors.
I read that and thought, “Here is where a smaller person would point out that Gwenyth is kind of an asswipe.” I am not that small or trollish fortunately.
He blew his clav out on a sack
Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because I’m going to grey the shit out of everyone before I go.
I heard she’s doing all the work on her own. No staph.
No way you are getting a refund folks. I saw a guy get murdered execution style in Belize and Carnival gave me 2 free drink coupons.
The second this debate started, my dog took a piss RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME and then I realized we are out of paper towels.
No sorry it’s Gwake.
Tell it to the judge!
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