A backyard pool party with Thom Yorke might be a better time than originally thought.

They started to lose me after four or five episodes.

They alternate turning into Justin Theroux for such deeds.

Every episode of Bloodline I ever watched, my brain equally shared mild enjoyment while pondering why I was still watching.

If nothing else, this is one more reason I'm thinking of 2001 again.

Remember, it's not our fault.

Denzel is your mom, probably.

This film needs to be buried. And soon. It's not turning into any nosegay.

Oh no you didn't.

So he wasn't really assing people questions?

Well, one part of it is, well intentioned writers never allow black women to just be funny. They have to write think pieces on "What it means" to be a funny black woman in today's cultural landscape, and breaking down barriers, and blazing trails, and other platitudes I'm getting bored making fun of as I type this…

The virtue of a proportional response.

Stella apparently never got her groove back, and nobody was saying Shoop and just rushed to exhale instead.

Just wait for the hologram.

The premise is the continuous recognition through a strength in numbers. Would as many people know Eric Rohmer now if Truffaut, Godard and Melville hadn't doing their thing too? Anecdotal, but that's how I found him. Anybody involved in the French New Wave benefits merely by being a part of it. I didn't think…

I'm speaking of an identifiable scene like the French New Wave, or New German Cinema, something that sees many directors lumped into a single movement, and then written about as a collective. Yes, there are many great Polish directors, but you start by mentioning Polanski (who emigrated) and Munk (who died) before…

I watched Dekalog for the first time a few months ago, and I was completely blown away. After seeing the Three Colors Trilogy, Dekalog was one of those things I had been meaning to get to for a decade plus, and after finally watching it, I felt like a real fucking asshole for putting it off for so long. Kieslowski…

Modell still headbanging to Quicksand in 2016 might be the biggest twist of this series.

M2 wasn't nearly as widely available as Jancee makes it sound. It took a satellite dish for me to see it, and it was already MTV2 by then. They're not over romanticizing it, it was an awesome channel. I thought of the programming as whatever music channel Beavis and Butthead were watching. Once it started getting a…

Nobody has ever seen this movie before 1AM.