johnfrancoij--disqus
John Francoij
johnfrancoij--disqus

I can't work out if I'm supposed to believe that the bus load of tourists were genuine people or not. If it was a bit, where was the material? If they weren't actors, how could security have let them just walk in off the street? Either way it's pointless, I just found it confusing.

"It’s easily the best Die Hard sequel and on a short list of the greatest action sequels ever made."

I'm a copywriter and that hyphen has profoundly offended me. What's your game?

Hitchens was a masterful debater. All this idiot has is insults, bigotry and contentious data. Hitchens was extraordinarily well read and used that to his advantage during discussions. Milo never ventures outside of his shitty bubble and consistently just makes shit up when he's losing, which is always. Hitchens was

I still can't believe that Bill Maher compared this hapless fuckwit to Chris Hitchens. Why is everyone always trying to out dumbass the dumbasses?

My favourite Miiverse post: a beautifully drawn image of Toad drowning in a toilet with "I am the piss inhaler" written underneath it.

Didn't TCM2 come out the year after Breakfast Club?

I can handle it when it's for shoes or a car, but faux saintly wisdom from a bank makes me want to go on a spoon spree at my local branch.

Slightly off topic, but are American networks constantly bombarded with horrifically manipulative adverts for banks the way that English ones are?

Every few months or so, while reminiscing about old films we saw as kids but can't remember jack shit about, my friends and I will go on those boards specifially to ask the vaguest questions in history.

The man who made Terminator Genysys sound as if it was better than his own films is a fine one to harp about being full of shit.

I thought cancer was the cause of death?

Terrific soundtrack to a seriously frustrating film.

Whether this is true or not, Hurwitz and a few of his buddies can't replicate the mania and pressure of a network writer's room. There's bound to be a shortage of gags again.

Remove the charisma vacuum trio at the centre, throw in some blood and scrap all of the vomit-inducing "comedy"… and Genisys really isn't that bad.

Are there actually comics that don't do this?

People seem to be underestimating Knight as a director. Locke was nothing if not a masterfully directed film.

Gervais without Merchant is a simple recipe: bread and faeces.

Amen brother. Wit that can be wholly appreciated.