rear 3/4 view looks like a VW Beetle slammed the brakes hard.

Because the Golf R is built on a strengthened FSI motor, from the prior platform.

As an interesting point of note, AWE-Tuning made an exhaust for this car which netted a peak gain of 53hp with no software. I found that to be amazing as you'd think McLaren would be breathing pretty easily.

The Madonna clips are from the Star portion of the films.

Yo dawg, we heard you like stretched 911s, so we executive'd your Panamera so you can stretch out while we stretch out.

For Sale: Lightly used Audi Commercial Demo vehicles.

Dude this is just straight incorrect, and a good driver will tell you you're only as good as your tires.

Thats creating some textual patterns that start to look like M stripes..

This here AR-15 motor?

'ring Time?

Ghostbusters FTW. Hands down.

Since we get the R's in 4-year cycles, we'll see it as a 2016 model. I wager by that point it will have updated styling cues.

The only way I got to keep them Tigers busy is TA LET THEM SHOOT HOLES IN ME!

Bruce Wayne: The bandit, in the forest in Finland, did you catch him?

Needs that old Jalopnik "Gold" decal!

Hold up. This is painfully stupid.

This is my favorite little angry car of all time. It's so anti-VW-image that it's fantastic.

great, now I'm going to have to watch RvB from start to finish again, haha.