Dear Ford,

If I owned one, I do not think there is an automotive event that I would NOT enter in.

Somebody mentioned that one to me too, but I have a sneaky impression its a convert. New Era Performance specializes in those types of cars and I think they likely have some good local customers playing the down-under game.

^^^From Rochester

Easy, got hammered one night and had to do math on my iphone, tweeted that there was an apple bug when I did 42-21... and was like, "Wtf it just freezes on 21!"

Like plug in hybrid cars.

So the same device is making both best and worst of 2012 guides on giz?

Slightly disappointed there is no video of someone walking in place while on it.

heyooo!

Corporate should just air this as a commercial, right now. and give the man a bonus.

Slide slide slide... its electric!

trochoid!!! or something!

That is not this. Booooo.

Orlovey attached Journalist

Plus, as I offered before, this is still one of my most favorite ads.

Audi: incredibly minimalistic and simple, can be stretched to any size. Can be made with the bottom of your glass at the bar. The history behind Audi's represents multiple brands joining together.

Still love this.

Responding to EVERYONE ASKING ABOUT HOW THERE ARE WAYS TO DISABLE IT IN OTHER FASHIONS:

My open letter to Lincoln:

Meanwhile, I'm taking the other approach. Chances are your ass isn't paying attention, and won't be able to tell who just hit you in the goddamn face with a full bottle of water from 60ft away, and above you. And oddly enough, no one else in the theatre saw it happen.