@black_bullitt: Nah. That ain't me.

Lets list acceptable forms of vehicle damage for those in the know:

All this needs is an uncut version where there's a RWD 180* in-the-fuckin-school-zone burnout with its natural V8 soundtrack.

"Hey can you pick me up? Nah, car's got a virus, spam or something. Tesla horse maybe. Thanks."

@Triborough: Has anyone, ever?

@bearslayer: No one? I am disappoint.

"THERE IS ANOTHER SYSTEM"

@grpack: Same.

Nice wiper blades (bosch icon style).

@Broseph Spiegel Stalin: Some say, he's a broken jpeg file, and

3" Exhaust!

Damn. Is it so wrong that I want to drop everything and bust out there to help? Two weeks is plenty of time.

@LeitoFTW:

@balexander87: Heck yeah. I also have rear fogs, and at night I can press a button and have it look like I hit the brakes. Thats another awesome one.

@Joe Stoner: I'm not entirely suggesting renegade justice here, but hey, you're supposed to be paying attention. If I swerve, honk, and brake check you without contacting you and you crash? Totally your fault. Maybe you should put down the phone/ipad/coffee/etc.

You know these pilots will refer to "Dash mode" as "Turbo boost" and everyone onboard will do the Airwolf howl.

@Joe Stoner: wait and besides, with todays car safety, they'd just total a car if they went off the road, worst case. Just an expensive mistake on their part.

@Joe Stoner: I should, but here we are. Twice this week I have avoided head-on collisions with drivers reaching into passenger areas, or texting. As the advent of mobile technology increases, and driver attention decreases, there will be some horrible overlap.

Kill 'em with fire.