3" Exhaust!

Damn. Is it so wrong that I want to drop everything and bust out there to help? Two weeks is plenty of time.

@LeitoFTW:

@balexander87: Heck yeah. I also have rear fogs, and at night I can press a button and have it look like I hit the brakes. Thats another awesome one.

@Joe Stoner: I'm not entirely suggesting renegade justice here, but hey, you're supposed to be paying attention. If I swerve, honk, and brake check you without contacting you and you crash? Totally your fault. Maybe you should put down the phone/ipad/coffee/etc.

You know these pilots will refer to "Dash mode" as "Turbo boost" and everyone onboard will do the Airwolf howl.

@Joe Stoner: wait and besides, with todays car safety, they'd just total a car if they went off the road, worst case. Just an expensive mistake on their part.

@Joe Stoner: I should, but here we are. Twice this week I have avoided head-on collisions with drivers reaching into passenger areas, or texting. As the advent of mobile technology increases, and driver attention decreases, there will be some horrible overlap.

Kill 'em with fire.

And I get tickets for speeding?

@McMike: I am pretty sure that is a quote about the new Forester.

Gotta be the Audi I5. Late 80's production cars and Group B monster cars. Happy to see it back again, this time in the TTRS and the jetta.

We don't need no stinkin' front wheel bearings.

JCL darlings? Haha.

@luisthebeast: Then stop 62 miles short and get them in Rochester. I still think they're better here.

Assuming I'm already going to hell for my lifelong indiscretions:

@LuckyChuck drifts his sneakers:

"...and then I crawled out of this giant charred testicle. It was crazy man, I tell ya."

Official Announcement to the World:

I don't care; I like sleigh bells. God forbid it comes on whilst happenstancing upon an adventurous drive.