Shit, that sucks. Though, if anyone should’ve been able to prevent having his company’s name leaked, you’d think it’d be the roof guy.

No, it means that Matthew Dellavedova is the real MVP.

This is completely unfair. Deron, Jefferson, Korver, and Frye are an incredible unit together and I have the NBA 2K9 disc to prove it.

You should try to make this point again when you aren’t so drunk.

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

Yes, that’s what this article said. You nailed it.

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

buddy i have 30 liters of blood in me im never going to have a stroke

Are you having a stroke?

“The plane is an eyesore!” -Some guy who probably owns a Nissan Juke

The factories and amniotic vats! Read it again.

Here’s a good tweet:

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

The WARRIORS letting this happen BLEW my mind. A guy like Dion Waiters draining A THREE pointer in the clutch like this tells me ONE thing: a LEAD is never safe on South Beach.

I’ve been to at least 4 parties in my life. 8 if I’m allowed to count my own kids’ birthday parties

Don’t act like you go to parties.

You must be fun at parties.

That sounds like a lot of work.

In fact, in the early days of the sport among the upper echelons of British society, the proper term for the sport was “Soccer”. Not only that, but the sport being referred to as “Soccer” preceded the first recorded instance of it being called by the singular word “Football” by about 18 years.