I posted this as soon as possible for people to get the information. It was not copy edited at the time. That was about 730pm PST. My editor had left for the evening and checked it like an hour later, which is still very late at night. Give us a break on one letter.

Shit, that sucks. Though, if anyone should’ve been able to prevent having his company’s name leaked, you’d think it’d be the roof guy.

Iron man. Iron Man

No, it means that Matthew Dellavedova is the real MVP.

This is completely unfair. Deron, Jefferson, Korver, and Frye are an incredible unit together and I have the NBA 2K9 disc to prove it.

You should try to make this point again when you aren’t so drunk.

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

Alien McAlienFace

Yes, that’s what this article said. You nailed it.

So they printed cheese with cheese and are calling it science? This is just obnoxious. Their big finding is that after melting the cheese had a different texture and color? This is so stupid. Melt some cheese on crackers in a microwave. Look at a day old pizza. How in the ever loving fuck this got international…

Can we all applaud and celebrate that he used landscape mode?

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

buddy i have 30 liters of blood in me im never going to have a stroke

Are you having a stroke?

“The plane is an eyesore!” -Some guy who probably owns a Nissan Juke

The factories and amniotic vats! Read it again.

Here’s a good tweet:

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

In fact, in the early days of the sport among the upper echelons of British society, the proper term for the sport was “Soccer”. Not only that, but the sport being referred to as “Soccer” preceded the first recorded instance of it being called by the singular word “Football” by about 18 years.