Or The Mary Sue.

This is gonna bust just like Apple first attempt at making a video game: the Apple-Bandai Pippin.

Weird that Rocket League isn’t mentioned here.

Correct me if I’m wrong but, the eSports concept got really popular when Nintendo hosted the Nintendo World Championships in the past (and still do).

I know that’s suppose to be a joke, but Pokemon is playable by everyone, not just lesbians. One things for sure, though, those who play Pokemon nowadays must be really old.

Incredible!

The only news I’m interested in, is if Nintendo is gonna keep making New 3DS-exclusive games. I don’t want to have the idea that Xenblade Chronicles 3D is gonna be the first and only New 3DS exclusive game.

I’m surprised she didn’t do a Peach Bomber (aka The Booty).

And the treasure hunt begins!

Minesweeper, directed by Michael Bay.

Whoa. You’re right. I got confused right there. Thanks.

Whoa. You’re right. I got confused right there. Thanks.

I wish Bethesda owned the rights of Duke Nukem instead of GearBox Software. They never made a good a job developing Duke Nukem Forever, despite the long-ass years of the game being stuck in development hell.

Well...

*Sighs*

This is just like the rules of Fight Club, but only applied to Nintendo:

And I thought Sonic.exe was bad...

Example of some poor choice of words.

Like the great Patrick Star would narrate these kind of events:

Hey look! Is the leaked teaser trailer for Final Destination 6!