I don’t even have a joke. That was awesome. Hope he’s not punished for it

...wherein Dan Haren sent one sailing towards Matt Holiday’s dome in the fifth inning.·

Fuck that senile old man. His team ended Kang’s season and then he had the nerve to make a joke about it. Then in this game Haren drilled Holliday in the head and he brushed it off. We hit that a-hole in the leg and he starts bitching about it? Go drink your Ensure, you dick.

In Joe’s book its only ok to throw at a guy the following season because he took you deep 2 times in a playoff game.

+1 in a week the Cubs have blown out the knee of a starter and hit another guy in the head with a fastball.

Let’s be clear here: the only, ONLY thing in baseball as obnoxious as the Cardinals is Joe fucking Maddon.

Maddon is full of 100% Certifed Angus bullshit. His guy hit Holliday square in the ear with a fastball, and then his team got the benefit of bench warnings (foreclosing any consequence-free brushbacks of any kind). Then Rizzo, who gets hit more than anybody else because he stands on top of the fucking plate in every…