The Portland Timbers have been around in some form since 1975. Some Portland-area families have already passed Timbers fandom down through two or three generations. Your entire argument, which wasn’t great to begin with, is predicated on incorrect information.

There’s already fascists instigating street fights in Portland, so it’s not like they are some theoretical threat. 

“which is several motherfucking astronomical units away”

You’re right. They shouldn’t take any kind of stand until there’s a gun at their head.

Is the MLS gonna do something about the pack of fascist jerk offs that try to ruin the fan experience at NYCFC games for the normal people ?

> paramilitary contingent

“Depends. Is she pregnant?”

MLS openly supports the Pride movement (as it damn well should), including rainbow flags & kits, but yet somehow also wants to court the neo-nazis?

The only one of these that doesn’t apply to the USMNT is “Footage of African Animals”.

But if taking the lazy way out and believing and enforcing stereotypes is your thing. Then go on and do it. But best believe you will be roasted.

Just dust this off:

Can’t tell you how many text messages I exchanged with friends seriously worrying about the health of a person I have never met and will likely never meet.

She didn’t forget, but she definitely forgives you. My dad passed away when i was 16 and I went through the all too familiar teenage angst phase. My mother and I have an iron clad bond, but I know she’s never forgot some of the not nice things I said as a Misfits shirt wearing pizza face emo teenager. But she forgave…

Capital One giving out free coffee and snacks is amateur hour. My dry cleaner gives out free hot dogs on the weekend so I grabbed one, got in my car, took a bite and it immediately shat mustard all over my thighs and shorts.  Now THAT is playing the long game bitches. 

I swear I could actually hear Lillard thinking “Fuck it. I’m going deep” as though Rex Grossman was his personal Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Low pressure shot actually.  Russ and Paul both had 5 fouls, Blazers trending up.  If Dame misses, O/T happens.

I'm startin' with the man in the mirror