This is what happens when your car falls asleep and wakes up in Cuba.

I’ve gotten to experience the 1G-GZE as a passenger in a well worn late 80s (S130 body) Toyota Crown “Super Saloon G Supercharged,” it was our early morning cab to Tolmachevo International Airport in Novosibirsk back in 2004-ish. Through a sleepy haze, seeing the faint green “Supercharger” light flickering on the dash…

User name checks out, but it’s missing the “_Douche” from the end.

If you go cat-less, yes, you are just stupid at a minimum.

My dad had this car when he moved out to San Diego. Manual transmission, too. Loved that little car. Then my mom totaled it. She wasn’t driving it; he was. How, you astute reader, did this happen? Well: She crashed into him.

can I ask what the fuck is up with your username?

Work at a Lincoln dealer and we’re selling the crap out of the new Navi, we get calls every day asking if we’ve got more in. It’s a slam-dunk winner and I’m damn sure this will be one too.

OK, this settles it. Lincoln just needs to be the American Land Rover. Just give up sedans and go all-in on SUVs. It’s their strength. Ford doesn’t have a sedan platform worthy of a luxury car anyway. They do, however, have a new Bronco coming out that may look good in these clothes.

I hate how nice this looks and I hate how I kinda want one.

You just have to hope that that giant intercooler caught any of the dangerous bits before they reached the engine.

Ahem

That front end is paper bag-worthy.

my passenger side headlight points upward the more i drive, every so often i have to push the front of it down a little bit

Jesus, two sentences and six grammatical errors.

Because the GT350 and GT500 teams have eyes and recognize the restyle was a travesty.

So I hung in there through the “we didn’t evolve” and the “extream love”, but had to tap out at “Asians are super creative.”

To sum up what this guy said ⬆ “Aliens can’t be real because I love Jesus”.

John, I promise you today’s teens can teach me a thing or two about swearing

Translation: “The kids who want these cars can’t afford them, so we can’t justify development costs of adding another option. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go work on the automatic for the new Supra.”

I can imagine the warranty claims due to croissant crumb.