Can it match the airspeed of an unladen swallow?

That car is like a Saturn LS made sweet sweet love to a 90's dodge neon. No one should have to live through that. Good luck.

And people eat it up as evidenced by whoever is clapping. “Fuck yea I’m seeing a wreck!”

The Mazda 787B is the most glorious sounding contraption ever created by man kind.

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I mostly agree, and I may be biased and in the minority here but I love my old Ranger. I even love the way that it drives. It’s crazy easy to wrench on and parts are comically cheap. I’ve got an E46 M3, and an Audi S3, but I daily the Ranger (for the most part) because it’s bouncy little truck fun, and it keeps me out…

Honestly, I don’t understand why you would be confused by things he says. He has a history of lying about anything he feels like (speaking specifically about his lies since being elected).
He lied about how big his inauguration was on his first day in office. It hasn’t gotten better.

Well you ignored multiple warning signs and still voted for this asshole so.......fuck you

Ugh, thanks alot, asshole.

Congrats on fucking the entire world with your decision!

Thanks for making the world worse.

I had to cross brand to make a twin turbo 3.6L V6 in an RX8 :) Long live the ATS-V!

Torch, Torch Torch,

Don’t pop-up headlights, how do I put this... Pop up? I guess this is as close as its going to get production wise though so...

I bought one!

I see you shiver with antici

Quattro quattros!

For Audi, VIN stands for Vehicles w/ Identical Numbers

I accidentally drank Goo-G0ne Citrus-Power Spray-Gel (less than a year ago, natch) and all I got in exchange was three days of hideous explosive diarrhea and the opportunity to answer Poison Control’s question (“WHY did you drink it?”) with the obvious rejoinder of “Because I’m an idiot.”