Yeah. As a neutral observer, I wanted to see the humble fans of New England prevail because they always handle victory with unimaginable class.

Counterpoint: Fuck the Patriots.

Just say “bill it to this guy, who is me”?

The New York Daily News was not killed by a fucking market correction. Sinclair Media is not a fucking market correction. Peter fucking Thiel is not a fucking market correction. Fuck off with this “well, that’s just how it is” bullshit. This is a goddamn siege, and takes like this are how we’re losing it.

join the lottery for future Hardrocks.

I know it’s never called, but if there was ever a time for rule 5.05(b), a 48 mph lob is it.

Eh, I disagree. He had already given the front-row kid a ball, and so he gave this ball to another kid who (presumably) hadn’t gotten one. That seems to me like the good and just thing to do.

All right, kid, looks like you have to give the Baez ball back.

Tiger can commiserate with someone hit by Tiger Wood’s golf equipment.

Don’t selfishly turn me into political propaganda, complains the guy beaming in photo ops with a brutal autocrat.

Not recorded in the body cam footage were the words to his partner as he jumped back in the cruiser.

Unless you are a young, enormous black man this might not be an apples-to-apples comparison

And hello to you, guy who is doing great but not quite as good as deGrom so far this season.

It’s gonna be real sad when he’s out of football for a few years and he forgets why the rocks are on his porch. 

Imagine being an adult and being mad that you didn’t get an Ezekiel Elliot autograph at a fantasy football convention.

Has a rising star ever fallen this hard, this fast?

are you new here 

Possible club flush

See? This is why the Bills don’t bother winning the Super Bowl. Less jewelry to hand out. Less drama.

He couldn’t be dumb enough to have someone break-in and demand the same items that are being requested in the court proceedings... could he?