I recognize that I am not qualified to speak on this case or the larger issue of domestic violence. So I won’t. Hope everyone has a great day.

Thank you for asking! We are losing two of our 25-ish staffers (and announcing one new hire soon), so definitely not the majority. We promise to keep making the Deadspin you love (?), with more big features, funny blogs, etc. 

The runaway cart remains my personal favorite.

Hunter never met a tab he didn't like. 

I work in the Warriors’ front office and our interest in Cousins was entirely limited to the roll he will fill in the Steph “Ring of Protection” offense Kerr is suddenly interested in trying.  We were also considering Richie Incognito but there were charater concerns. 

This is, without question, the absolute worst logo I have ever seen.

I have to give proper headline credit here to our dear, departing Tim Burke, who fired off about 10 of them when he heard the news.

Sneak peek at Cleveland’s presentation.

On the other side, adviser Stephen Miller is taking sadistic joy in seeing photos of crying children and triggering outrage among liberals and traditional conservatives.

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

actually, the review is good

“The Case for Two Libations”

Serves those bandwagon Las Vegas fans right. 5 years ago I bet most of them didn’t even know Vegas had a team.

He completed his sentence and therapy. In a lot of ways, he was the ideal case for rehabilitation of a juvenile offender. Him pulling the “I was innocent all along” makes him even less sympathetic than before, of course.

My best friend and I dressed up as Burt and Ernie for halloween about 8 years ago. Went out and got pretty hammered at the bars, and then I see down the street, Cookie Monster, just standing there. Well I thought it was a good idea to jump on his back, we both fell to the ground, and that’s when I feel a shot to the…

Makes me glad to be an Eagles fan.

The 2018 Cavs in a nutshell

Much like his hairline, it’s not the lie. It’s the cover-up.

This is such BS. I’ve worked with Colangelo. He would never do this. Would a man with such normal collars even think to do this? He’s a class act.

As it turns out, there are actually winners in this event.