Sure, typical Deadspin bullshit. Embiid dunks on a dude in a park and he’s a fucking hero.
Meanwhile, Richie Incognito attempts to tackle a dude at 24hour Fitness and he’s, “Mentally unstable.”

Anyone who’d turn down a starting job to remain a backup clearly doesn’t have what it takes to win a championship.

I didn’t watch a single second of this game, so for all I know he may be completely correct....but man, fuck Bill Simmons.

If the cougar attacks, fight back aggressively and try to stay on your feet. Cougars have been driven away by people who have fought back.

A crying emoji in a tweet from an actual news station in a story about someone dying violently just seems so incredibly grotesque.

Must Love Boredom

the ’Tics played smarter

Mike Tyson Edges Out Michael Spinks

I would like any stat that purports to make me look even better due to efforts that aren’t my own.

You don’t understand the depth and brilliance of their approach. They’re sacrificing the short-term gains of winning any games in this series, so they can win the next series.

This reminds me of the book Positively Fifth Street, written by a guy who was doing a magazine piece on the Binion murders but happened to be in Vegas covering the trial during WSOP and wound up finishing fifth in the tournament that year.

In his next at bat, the kid was beaned by Justin Verlander

The Dark Knight Rises (To Get Warmed Up In The 5th)

I choose to believe that this greentext from 4chan about Bauer is 100% true.

It’s says “sham” right there in the name.

That’s an awfully slow response time by Milwaukee police.

Nearly everything in this world is fucking shit, but one of the few things that gives me hope on a daily basis is that we live in a world where A-Rod has entered an astounding and much-loved second career in his post-playing life and Jeets is flailing and insulting Bryant fucking Gumbel on national TV.

Kyrie Irving also thinks Imbiid’s orbital issues are complete bullshit.

I love that Reds was such a dirty word during the McCarthy Era that the team felt the need to tweak their name... but by that point their original 1880s name of Red Stockings was too effeminate, so for five years in the mid-Fifties, they were the Red Legs.

I hope ROY voting hasn’t closed yet