There’s even more backstory to it. Joey has been trolling Phils dicks for a while now.

Calling in a bomb threat on a train because some lady didn’t want to put up with your drunken antics? That’s a real... loco motive.

See?

these are my readers

Rendon’s been asking for it throughout his entire MLB career by intentionally being a quiet, genial player who typically exchanges pleasantries with 3B and home plate umpires and catchers and base runners who reach third while generally playing gold glove-level defense and occasionally bumping up against MVP numbers…

*extremely guy walking into a weekday, daytime baseball game voice*

Let me tell you a tale of predatory corporate ownership and media consolidation...

Trust The Optimization

100% of the fish die after being released.

How did you know to use past tense? :( :( :(

FSU fans know you can’t spell nuptials without...hold on, give them a second.

Manzplaining.

Well I suspect people are gonna crucify the driver, but I bet anybody would space out after riding around for an hour or two without touching the controls.

It’s supposed to have LIDAR or similar sensors which detect obstacles in front of it - whether or not they’re illuminated. Part of the point of these autonomous vehicles is that they’re supposed to have better ways to detect potential problems than a human driver, and this shows that wasn’t the case.

Doctors have reached no conclusions, but luckily Kinja commenters have it covered.

Happy to oblige. Forgot to mention: my Pop-Pop dubbed her Bessie, and she is my beautiful perfect girl.

I mean... that’s how “heavyweight” works.

The fact that your reply is itself nonsensical grammatically makes me very happy

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.