So what? It’s fine. Not everyone likes sandwiches.

Yeah, let’s shit on people for not knowing how to pronounce a completely illogically spelled word that just started gaining traction six months ago.

If anything, this year’s Super Bowl is evidence of how valuable having a quarterback who can catch the ball is.

yes this is a much healthier attitude than an ongoing comedic series about his progress

Spoiler Alert: The show sucks donkey dick nowadays.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Phil’s commitment to the triangle is unrelenting.

Jeebus, don’t any of these guys know that isn’t how you’re supposed to behave in a workplace? You’re supposed to read Deadspin at your desk while quietly wondering what your life would have been like if you hadn’t gone to a party school.

Montreal is a fucking rad city. Tampa is where old white people go to die. There’s absolutely no comparison.

No offense to the Tampa fan who might read this (if you even exist) but I really want them to relocate to Montreal.

“Gimme a T!”

There is an Audible ad on this page that I wish I could eject, because it is fucking my phone up

Like most athletes who wind up in Sacremento, he was confused, upset, and looked for any way to get the hell out of there.

If only there had been someone there watching the match, we would have witnesses.

The inaccuracy I was referring to isn’t about whether Bonaly was the first to do a back flip to one blade—it’s about whether the move was banned because of Bonaly. The rules made no distinction between a two foot landing or a one foot landing in terms of making it illegal. The difficulty of a one foot landing was…

Too much day drinking.

What the fuck are you talking about? Did you even read the article. Did you even read the headline? Here’s a hint: the inaccuracy being pointed out is not whether the flip was landed on one blade.

I cannot tell if this is a serious comment or not.

Ok, I’m gonna say it. Shani Davis kinda looks like a sore loser here.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.