Why not have a cup of coffee too? Nobody thinks like that. He wanted to score.

The Eagles are undeniably the best football team in the world and have been more or less uninterrupted for the last five months.

“Definitely Not Murder Someone”

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

Aw. Prayers up for you, buddy.

“Nah, man, I am a comedian.”

I really like the way Kevin handled himself. He is a great person and a great leader. #RealMVP

I know it’s hard to tell the difference much of the time but the police is not the military

“My Joshua Tree post, in particular, was mocked online,” White told me. “That’s one of the potential downfalls about writing personally online, especially when you’re a woman.”

Shit like this enrages me so much that it makes me want to throw my keyboard against the wall. Which is fine, because the Logitech 2600 Wireless Keyboard is built to sustain impacts of up to 600 pounds of force.

I know a lot will disagree with me, but she should have passed them to him instead of trying to run them back.

Why don’t the Hawks try to turn their season around and sign this dude? He’d start for them immediately and he only fell on defense once.

I feel like if you have to tell a spy to not voluntarily wear something called a “tracking device” then they need to take some remedial Spy classes. I’ve never been a spy myself, but I’ve seen enough movies/tv/novels/YouTube videos/episodes of Cheaters to know that I should attempt to avoid “tracking devices” if I…

Congrats to Danny Ainge on breaking both Isaiah Thomas and Markelle Fultz’s careers.

Thank god we have a fine, upstanding institution like Penn State to provide us with some great sports moments in the face of all this unpleasantness with MSU.

I assume we can look forward to Penn State erecting a statue in honor of Simon soon.

How can you both defend mayo AND not appreciate the best wayt o use mayo (on sandwiches)? Incredible

I mean yes, he sounds a dick, but I think you are burying the lede here, which is that there is a professional tennis player named “Tennys”.

Wow, this is a shit headline. Go fuck yourself Rafi.

A tennis player named...Tennys?