On Christmas night I went to the airport with my wife

Swimmers or pool boys?

Cooke comments are merely continuing the tradition of honor, respect and pride synonymous with the Redskins name.

Newsflash: you’re a humorless twat who is probably overpaid at $18 an hour. I bet your coworkers can’t fucking stand your endless hot taeks

Manu forever.

This isn’t the first time a hard “R” has gotten a white guy in trouble.

On the one hand, Marvin Lewis is nothing special and his flaws are numerous and well-documented.

This is a rough day at school.

That’s some good Shinji

Jeter bringing those red-hot negotiating skills to bear on Marlins Man

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

“Add this clip to the Golden Tate mixtape Chicago Bears blooper reel:”

I believe it’s actually explicitly illegal for an employer to ask that.

No one plans to get “knocked up.” You’re either making a conscious attempt to get pregnant, or someone knocked you up.

Are we sure the interviewer didn’t ask her about being “knocked out” and was really seeing how she felt about the NFL’s concussion protocol?

Proposal: a daily Deadspin feature on how whoever starts in right field for the Cardinals played that day relative to Giancarlo Stanton.

Ah yes, the Monty Stall Problem

done

big fancy rock and map boy over here

If you drink so much of it why are you so bad at identifying it