Had this convo on twitter earlier.

“We’re sorry we were caught charging $4.50 for tap water. In the future, we will conceal it in Dasani bottles like Coca-cola already does.”

Cool story, people from Austin are soo badass!

Why won’t anyone pay me $15mil just to go away? I’m VERY annoying.

Man, Penn State really penetrated Iowa here; so much so, it was downright criminal. People will say they’ll never forget it, but in a few years they’ll just move on and act like it never happened.

“I’m a fanatic and I’ve gone to maybe 6 games in my life.” - Guy With a Terrible Take

That’s pretty impressive. I still don’t care.

It should have been you who took a line drive to the face.

Durant heard that Jackson was winning the argument so he’s on his side now.

It’s “lede,” not “lead.” Glass houses, and all that.

Theory: She had one in mind, but it’s something intense and involved (“I carve marble busts of assassinated world leaders”) and when he presented his totally banal list (“I enjoy breathing and looking at things that are in front of me”) she panicked and gave up.

To be fair to Francesa, this is the worst thing any coach has ever done at Penn State.

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

Thanks guys

Dallas should punish him by suspending him 6 games.

Exact opposite. It’s those fucking two letter words that use up X and Q that fuck you.

Well, on the one hand, they did eliminate 4 in 5s and lower back-to-backs. On the other hand, this means we’ll never see the greatest DNP of all time again.

Who’d have thought this would be the Hill ESPN chose to die on

If someone could grant me one sports wish it would be to make every sports video available in 1080p.

Too soon man.