22 Chrysler Lebarons.

For real though...it might all be worth it if McConaughey was the voice of the Lincoln Nav system and just fucked with you.

Don’t even give me that. I don’t want weather. I don’t want news. I don’t want traffic. Hell, I don’t want to get out of bed. Shut up and play music. If another 9/11 happens, shut up and play music. Asteroid about to crash into the bridge right in front of me? Shut up and play music. Don’t even tell me who was just…

Introducing the 2017 Raptor off-road modes:

Yes, a big block V8 absolutely kicks ass. All the way from the burble when you’re cruising to the deafening roar when you go down the strip, it’s all sweet sweet music.

Public: We hate flying in these smaller seats with less room everywhere and all these ridiculous regulations on bags and miles and seating and food and...well, everything. Flying is just too restricted now.

United: Sure, uh-huh, yeah you said a bunch of words, but have you thought about how much you will enjoy a MORE…

So, in order for me to live my life, I need to get the permission from everyone around me? This is what you seem to be implying. I hate HOA’s because of the lawn nazis, having to get permission to plant fucking flowers, and being told every aspect of what I can and cannot do on the property I live on and pay a…

1978 Continental Town Coupe with the 460 and 59k original miles. I have the matching “Land Yacht Lovers” Blipshift shirt haha.

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

You know, once the vehicle’s been sold, there’s nothing specifically stopping you from modifying your raptor. At that point, the development work required might be even less than you’re expecting.

Cadillac was back as soon as it was no longer referred to in the same sentence as “Lincoln".

That Tahoe, Cavalier, or Lesabre will still be running long after your asian cars are in the scrap heap.

I feel a bit childish for laughing but i still did it.A lot :-D

From my past memories ive never seen this work properly.Piss usually ends up somewhere it shouldnt

I am compelled to recall an event of years distant past. Having dined on a savory duck soup of my own home raised ducks from a misbegotten back to the earth home farming project, I was driving home from a late shift when I was ambushed with a case of severe intestinal distress. As I was passing through the industrial…

Oh, but I have...it may have been 20 years ago and, uh, slightly hazy, but the small streets and alleys in the nether regions of the Garden District around Tulane and Loyola stick out in my mind. Actual advice from our local friend — "Bad roads and cars parked on both sides...just close your eyes and go really fast,…

That is the right response, not “I need it because my in-laws visit once a year.”

sporty grand tourer called the Cheetah.