He deserves to be punched in the face with a Kia.

Looks like a safe bet. I mean, with seventeen previous owners you know the car must be in high demand because it's so awesome.

“Except maybe for a Vietnam veteran with anger issues and a crow bar, but that sort of thing only happens when you find a stranger in the Alps.”

You misspelled “build.”

If you hear “It rubs the lotion on the skin, or it gets the hose again.” you’re in trouble for sure Torch.

John, I don’t want to spend the holidays *dead*.

Absolutely.

Look kids, a deer!

This!!! Definitely my first thought, too!

Have you had any urges to video tape yourself throwing a football, like Uncle Rico?

Haha, doesn’t sound that unrealistic to me! Best of luck with it though, truly awesome cars those!

Sounds like a safe bet! Make sure that you have a look at one of these if you haven’t already! Just gives you a better idea of the extent of work needed at specific milestones.

Awesome! I’d say that the dealer is really the only place I’d trust to get an exotic sports sedan serviced.

Buick GNX

New Orleans has an NFL team. Calgary does not.

When I saw the headline, I clicked right away thiking “Hey, where I live doesn’t have any Maserati dealers.... Guess what... I’m in the suburbs of New Orleans. There actually are quite a few Maserati driving around here. A handful of Ferraris. There are at least 2 Lamborghini Aventadors and a Huracan along with a…

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I hope you didn’t waste any good aprons on the bleeding guy.

Fixed for ya.

You live in CenLA? I feel for you man! Get yo rear back down here!