+1 It’s eastbank bruh.

Really? A Blackwood? Are you friggin’ trolling us? I could almost see the Mark LT but the Blackwood? Even the dude who suggested it points out its horrible flaws and complete shittyness. Its basically a Navigator for someone who didn’t want all the function and style that comes with a Navigator.

Ha, you really do have a thing for V8 in the front driving the rear wheels. And I found driving a dually to be... interesting but not fun. It feels like the read end is always dragging a bit when you turn. Made me think something was wrong. And cars should be fun - like I said, there are a lot of different things that…

My mom’s life has just not been the same since her badass 96 Town Car finally died. I’m looking for one to replace it. It’s elegant, roomy and got admiring comments right up until its death. Yes. Bring back a big badass town car. Not the egg shape, the real one.

The Town Car name isn’t actually retired, it’s just used as a trim level on the hideous, hideous MKT:

You know, all medical insurance is required to cover mental health visit these days, so you could, you know, talk to someone about your belief that a 94 Town Car is good looking. :)

This is a 4x4 crew cab. Great, who cares. WITH AN 8.1 Lit(r)e(r) V8! Now I have your attention!

Brilliant! Hey nuke that burger for me alright? Well I guess the foil won’t bother it too much OH MY FUCKING GOD THERE IS LIGHTENING AND FIRE IN MY KITCHEN.

I hope she gets sober, I hope her children get the help they need, and I really hope she gets away with all of Markham's money and that Raylan doesn't shoot her.

Yes, I would have been shocked too. I think I live in the middle of nowhere.

The 4th-gen four door (example below) was always my favorite Continental, and it did not have the spare tire hump in the trunklid. With that said, I like it, but it would probably be difficult to work an aspect like that into contemporary styling cues and still make it look both characteristic and attractive.

Gotta have bear that was hunted in the spring. Less greasy, more lean. Still bearlicious.

This generation but with the stacked headlights is my favorite

I had a 92 Astro while at college. 22 people and a keg = Party Bus

And remember, you can hose OSX off the Mac and install windows for a useful computer.

I had no confidence in his gaskets.

For some reason, I don't think that "Little Chris" wants to be mentioned in anything government associated.

Tale from the Burger King drive-thru.