Is sommelier an alternate for wanker?

Lesson for the kids out there: Don’t try to make baseball fun.

You people had BETTER be nice to your dads on Father’s Day. With all the guilting and time spent talking and planning for Mother’s Day, even things out for Dad. Treat HIM well, too, in June.

Everybody talks about how Mummy should be treated ever so queenly and have her boots licked practically, no matter what sort of a…