Kanye needs dreads.

I really think they are. They don't seem to regret a fucking thing about their lifestyles.

Lorde has a hatchetman tattoo behind her left ear. That's why her hair's always out.

Saturn was no haggle though wasn't it?

He looks like he smells. Like dirty boxers kinda smell. Hoodrat smell.

I would never fund a video game. There's plenty of money out there from institutional investors to fund that shit. If your plan is good you should have no issue locking up development money.

This offends me morally and ethically. Why do people waste the talent, brainpower and ingenuity on just being the biggest dicks possible. Go to college or something.

Golden tip. This is taught in Malingering 101.

It's a rhetorical question but how the fuck is he qualified to make any sort of suggestions at all? It's like Obama walking into a McDonalds and riffing on how they can improve the chemistry of the oil to have a higher smoke point.

The Dear Eater

I suspend reality when I consume mass media. I don't want to see normal. I don't like seeing anyone close to 50 in anything revealing. Keep the 20 year olds coming.

Steroids and Clenbuterol. That's all a man needs.

The cooking instructions almost always say start w/ a cold pan.

I've watched this fight numerous times. I think a prime Holmes would have dismantled Tyson in the same manner.

Nice bro'ga pants dude.

Babe Ruth must have been an Ox in the strength department. He just looks like a bad guy to get on the wrong side of.

I got a longer sentence for graffiti (and prison) than I would have gotten if I had killed someone with my car by accident.

Seems you'd want to import a car to show it off which in most cases illegally would be a bad idea. It's like being a coke smuggler and walking around with more coke on your face than Tony Montana before he died.

I like stories where no embelishment is needed to get a point across. Basketball always has the potential to be the greatest sport.