I was surprised the author didn't realize the backstory to that video.

The voice is his voice but he's on something rocking around like that. I'm surprised brett didn't tell him that his jaw was hitting him. Looks coked out. What's w/ the sweating?

Well that throws Seinfelds theory out the window.

How are the magazines?

How about the fucking child sack up realize it's a split second of pain. Life is pain. I tell my kids this everyday while they eat their breakfast outside. Shots hurt, but none hurt as much as the scorn of a woman.

Yeah, after the play wrestling I got really really weirded out and stopped.

pics or it didn't happen

I kept finding Yelp reviews of places I'd frequent that I felt were dead wrong (good or bad). Then I sorta just got into the habit of reviewing once I'd go somewhere. Also once you get the Elite badge and a couple review of the days you start treating it like work

Poor Chris Christie

I was a Yelp elite and had like 700 reviews and one day deleted my entire profile and eveything. I sat back and felt like such a jerk off for giving my opinion on someone elses shit like I was in some way qualified to do that since I paid money. I'm not talking about god awful places, just everyday shopping.

It's not the Pats fault the refs are to slow and the Ravens that dumb for getting burned.

Nothing is uglier than a vagina. It's basically an open wound.

I hate the Dallas Cowboys so fucking much.

HA, I grew up on 69th St and worked in Bala for 10yrs. Talk about a clash of cultures.
"where did you live in philly?"
"manayunk"

Here's the real question; do they still have the Super Bar in these locations?

Or one of those "I went to Saint Joe's and lived in Manayunk for a few years" crowd.

Just an asshole who needs to be number one and can't fathom any sort of humility.

I love Kobe, he refuses to lose and is still hungry. He's America in a basketball player.

Even better is when you call someone out for saying it suddenly you're an the asshole from Philly. Nice name btw!

I'm cool with anyone who doesn't talk shit on a city or calling it "Philthadelphia".